This week’s Saturday Night Live cold open sticks to the formula that’s been working all season — James Austin Johnson’s uncanny Trump impression anchoring a tour through the latest week of governmental chaos. The Cold Open starts with a family stranded at a gas station, forced to make the grim calculation of which kid gets left behind after gas prices blow past $5 a gallon in the wake of the Iran war.
Then the family freezes, and Trump appears with this week’s unhinged stream of consciousness. The sketch breaks the fourth wall just enough, with a nod to that night’s host, Harry Styles, and a sharp dig at Marcello Hernandez’s well-established role as the show’s perpetual child actor.
“He’s SNL’s little chihuahua,” Johnson’s Trump declares. “That sounds racist, and it is.”
Colin Jost’s Pete Hegseth also makes an appearance, randomly tumbling out of the back of the family’s Chevy Impala wearing shoes several sizes too big — a gift from Trump that he’s apparently obsessed with.
